Story below the cut! Follow-up to SOS. Warnings for: Past rape, owner/slave dynamic, Stockholm Syndrome, ageplay, bodily mutilation, and Sentinel Prime. Also poorly-written robots.
Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)
2 ½ cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla
Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.
Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.
Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).
Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.
***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***
as someone who has baked these A LOT
They are REALLY GOOD
and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE
For the lovely Hammy. Story is below the cut. Warnings for: Rape, explosions, kneecapping, leaving someone to die in the merciless outdoors, obscure Transformers characters, not-so-obscure Transformers characters, slavery, explicit sex scene, the beginnings of pet play, and not as much gore as anyone would probably have liked. I cannot stay away from the fluff and sex with this ship.
Story under cut. Warning for: Electroshock torture, psychological torture, sparkeaters (well, sparkchewer, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it), bad writing and probably OOC robots.
Ooooooh. I know what to do. I think I’ll call it ‘Professional Help’.
- Explosive Device
- Left for Dead
- Stress Position
- Sensory Deprivation
- Set on Fire
- Forced to Watch
- Glitchrat Torture
- Limb Removal
- Gideon’s Glue
- Parasitic Infestation
- Severed Actuators
- Optics Gouged Out
- Taken Apart and Reassembled
- Bleed Out
- Fingers Removed
- Psychological Torture
- Tooth Extraction
Pretty please send me a robot and up to three numbers to inflict on them. OvO