Wish Upon A Star
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Questions not usually asked
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
someone send me some of these??: )
Fragile

Story below the cut! Follow-up to SOS. Warnings for: Past rape, owner/slave dynamic, Stockholm Syndrome, ageplay, bodily mutilation, and Sentinel Prime. Also poorly-written robots.

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bonesmakenoise:

theweepingtimelord:

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

as someone who has baked these A LOT

They are REALLY GOOD

and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE 

gokuma:

spooky-trochilidae:

tfa OP because i’ve been meaning to for awhile

what a cutie

gokuma:

spooky-trochilidae:

tfa OP because i’ve been meaning to for awhile

what a cutie

SOS

For the lovely Hammy. Story is below the cut. Warnings for: Rape, explosions, kneecapping, leaving someone to die in the merciless outdoors, obscure Transformers characters, not-so-obscure Transformers characters, slavery, explicit sex scene, the beginnings of pet play, and not as much gore as anyone would probably have liked. I cannot stay away from the fluff and sex with this ship.

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Professional Help

Story under cut. Warning for: Electroshock torture, psychological torture, sparkeaters (well, sparkchewer, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it), bad writing and probably OOC robots.

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Can I have a drabble about Rung from mtmte with #39 and #22?
Anonymous

Ooooooh. I know what to do. I think I’ll call it ‘Professional Help’.

I Want to Make Robogore

theshriekingsisterhood:

  1. Explosive Device
  2. Stabbing
  3. Left for Dead
  4. Stress Position
  5. Melting
  6. Empurata
  7. Virus
  8. Sensory Deprivation
  9. Vivisection
  10. Set on Fire
  11. Axe
  12. Welding
  13. Forced to Watch
  14. Glitchrat Torture
  15. Trepanation
  16. Abacination
  17. Rust
  18. Hanging
  19. Fall
  20. Branding
  21. Strappado
  22. Electroshock
  23. Hammer
  24. Limb Removal
  25. Kneecapping
  26. Gideon’s Glue
  27. Parasitic Infestation
  28. Drowning
  29. Severed Actuators
  30. Overclocked
  31. Optics Gouged Out
  32. Taken Apart and Reassembled
  33. Bleed Out
  34. Autocannibalism
  35. Strangulation
  36. Shot
  37. Beaten
  38. Fingers Removed
  39. Psychological Torture
  40. Tooth Extraction

Pretty please send me a robot and up to three numbers to inflict on them. OvO